Dear Mr. Baby Blue Mustang...
I have to tell you I have envy. Every day I drive past where you have parked your beautiful car in our workplace garage and I think to myself..."How can you just abandon such a beautiful car ?'...'How can you leave it perpendicular to the edge of the vertical lines ?' Essentially, sir...why do you hog 5 spaces ? Parking spaces in a communal lot are precisely that, for the extended community. I know you love your car, but is this really necessary?
Pardon me for leaping immediately to the conclusion that you are a space-hog...I did then try to briefly analyze this: perhaps he (yes, I know who you are) is from someplace where leaving your car anywhere you want to is acceptable...perhaps India, somewhere exotic...nope...you're from here...next, I choose to think that you were not feeling well and needed the extra berth that your parking position affords...nope...ah, you aren't even disabled, or require handicap parking. I do applaud you for not faking a need for the few handicap spaces we do have.
Would it be a stretch to say that you are just clueless ? I'm thinking that if you work at a place that has offices, that you may work with people, in social settings and require decent communication and/or technical skills. Is that correct ? If yes - -your wishes just may be that your car remain untouched ? If yes, you just may be sending the type of energy that creates maladies...ever think that if you send a physical barrier that says "don't touch me"...that the average person wants to touch, mess it up ???
I just wish that you would think about the community your in...perhaps there are four fabulous parking spaces that could be used by others...humm...yes, My dear Mr. Mustang...we really don't care about your car...it's how you wield it. It's not all about you...and by the way...the guy that have the new Lexus parks between the lines...
With love, Your workmates....
I have to tell you I have envy. Every day I drive past where you have parked your beautiful car in our workplace garage and I think to myself..."How can you just abandon such a beautiful car ?'...'How can you leave it perpendicular to the edge of the vertical lines ?' Essentially, sir...why do you hog 5 spaces ? Parking spaces in a communal lot are precisely that, for the extended community. I know you love your car, but is this really necessary?
Pardon me for leaping immediately to the conclusion that you are a space-hog...I did then try to briefly analyze this: perhaps he (yes, I know who you are) is from someplace where leaving your car anywhere you want to is acceptable...perhaps India, somewhere exotic...nope...you're from here...next, I choose to think that you were not feeling well and needed the extra berth that your parking position affords...nope...ah, you aren't even disabled, or require handicap parking. I do applaud you for not faking a need for the few handicap spaces we do have.
Would it be a stretch to say that you are just clueless ? I'm thinking that if you work at a place that has offices, that you may work with people, in social settings and require decent communication and/or technical skills. Is that correct ? If yes - -your wishes just may be that your car remain untouched ? If yes, you just may be sending the type of energy that creates maladies...ever think that if you send a physical barrier that says "don't touch me"...that the average person wants to touch, mess it up ???
I just wish that you would think about the community your in...perhaps there are four fabulous parking spaces that could be used by others...humm...yes, My dear Mr. Mustang...we really don't care about your car...it's how you wield it. It's not all about you...and by the way...the guy that have the new Lexus parks between the lines...
With love, Your workmates....
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